1. kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

  2. "I’ve been homesick for countries I’ve never been, and longed to be where I couldn’t be."
  3. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    berksome:

    a happy couple might’ve got married today 

    someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

    someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

    someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

    lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

    we should celebrate 

    you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

    (Source: olympercy)

  4. urlcritic:

    i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

  5. fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

    spockhetti:

    HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

    AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

    HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

    That last sentence.

  6. joshpeck:

    when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

    image

  7. (Source: shitposter3000)

  8. sorelatable:

    It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom

  9. IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AS ANY SORT OF A FEMINIST/LIBERAL/HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST LISTEN UP

    officialaneetta:

    okay so I haven’t seen anything about this circulating and this needs to be known.

    ISIS (basically a terrorist organization) has an open sex slave market. They are gathering all sorts of Islamic women and young girls to be sold to buyers. Even women who are married are being FORCED to divorce…

  10. mariambintperf:

    i think the saddest thing on tumblr is when you’re halfway through writing a text post and something inside you just dies and you hit the cancel button